I've noticed one trend that is extremely common here at FSU. I can't say whether it's as common among all college campuses, but something tells me it is. This trend, this look that girls seem to rock every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday morning is unparalleled to any other trend I've observed. Curious, aren't ya? The look is that of the WALK OF SHAME.
I know, I'm not sure if this really follows the trend pattern I've been analyzing, but it is far to common to pass up. What's that? You're not sure what look I'm talking about? Lemme explain...
The "Walk of Shame" look can include a variety of styles and colors, but it must include the following aspects.
1. Must be worn between the hours of 10:00 AM and 1:00 PM on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday morning.
2. Must include the entire outfit one wore the night before. This outfit usually consists of scandalous items that usually don't do their job of covering up body parts that should be covered. Hilarious.
3. Hair and makeup are vital to this trend. Hair must be tousled and/or look as if it were a rat's nest. Make-up is either non-existent or smeared across one's eyes.
4. A cell phone in hand is crucial. This allows the victim of the "walk of shame" to avoid any eye contact with passersby by pretending to be involved in an intense text conversation.
I love FSU for many reasons, one of them being its enormous amount of Walk of Shames. Sometimes, I wish I could just perch a lawnchair on Jefferson St. and watch. Dang. That's a good idea. I'm surprised I havn't thought of that earlier...
Please note I do not support any actions that are associated with the Walk of Shame. I just thrive on judging people and the good feelings I get from their bad decisions.
I love this post because it is so true! I don't know if it happens at other colleges because I don't have first-hand evidence of it but it sure is a big thing at FSU. The four points that lead to a "walk of shame" are critical but leave me with one question. Can guys walk the "walk of shame"?
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