Shoulder pads. Nothing good can come out of these.
Unless you are on a football field, or unless you are Lady Gaga (who can where anything she wants because she is beyond awesome), you need to burn those suckers if you have them.
First of all, they are dangerous. You could poke someone's fricken eye out. Then there's the issues with a lawsuits, insurance, etc. Shoulder pads can really bring nothing good.
Also, if you want to wear these awful things, throw away any idea or dream that you were going to be a pirate. Parrots hate shoulder pads and they will not perch their pretty lil' selves upon them. Ain't gon' happen.
Yes, the shoulder pad trend is not very popular yet and it may seem as if I'm not taking them very seriously, but we really would have some serious issues on our hands if they snowballed into a part of our everyday attire. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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